I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
