I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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