I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly