What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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