This is not my ceiling
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just had sex on a roof
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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