question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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