One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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