But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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