have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
