Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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