just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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