handjob tips. give me some.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Dick very happy bro
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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