Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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