If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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