ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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