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Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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