he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
