too bad you live with your parents still
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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