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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.

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  That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  .... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants

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