i just made my gag reflex go away.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
be right there i have to get my cape
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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