Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

(714): View more from California

Lrtd walek hime

(714): View more from California

Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(419): View more from Ohio

doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(812): View more from Indiana

Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well

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(817): View more from Texas

he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(209): View more from California

Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.

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(903): View more from Texas

I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.

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