My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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