No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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