He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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