I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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