I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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