is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
