whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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