whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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