so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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