i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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