Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I intend to get homeless drunk
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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