Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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