i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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