i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She announced her abortion via fbk
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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