haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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