Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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