we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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