I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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