no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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