i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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