Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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