hotel room ftw
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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