did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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