How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.