forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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