I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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