you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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