Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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