so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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