420 ftw
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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