So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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