I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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