Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Randomize
