Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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