He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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