i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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