was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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